Oh my god. A friend just referred her sad/depressed sister to me because I have a reputation for being a good listener.

pridefulvanity:

next time someone tells you Muslim countries oppress women, let them know Pakistan, Bangladesh, Indonesia, Turkey, Kosovo, Kyrgyzstan, and Senegal have all had female Presidents or Prime Ministers and 1/3rd of Egypt’s parliament is female but the US has yet to even have a female vice president and can’t say “vagina” when discussing female reproductive rights

ursulavernon:

archiemcphee:

Ukrainian nature photographer Vyacheslav Mishchenko shows us that snails are so much more than incredibly slow-moving mollusks who leave slimy trails and sometimes end up on people’s dinner plates. By looking at his photos we learn that snails appear to be curious, playful and even affectionate.

Shot in the woodland area near his home town in Berdichev, located in the Zhytomyr Oblast of northern Ukraine, Mishchenko’s beautiful photos are apparently unstaged. Instead he relies on an extraordinarily keen eye for spotting wildlife:

'As a child, my father taught me to hunt mushrooms near my home and we would always come across all manner of bugs and creatures,' he said. 'As I got older and my interest in photography grew, I decided I wanted to catch these magical scenes on camera.'

Visit Vyacheslav Mishchenkos’ website to check out many more of his remarkable nature photos. The only thing missing from them is narration by Sir David Attenborough.

[via 22 Words and Dailymail.co.uk]

Ahhhhhhhhh I die now

foie:

my ride is here

foie:

my ride is here

holdmypurse:

quickweaves:

i have had it

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eaglebeaver:

The professor told my class that we were allowed to bring a one sided page of notes to the test……

eaglebeaver:

The professor told my class that we were allowed to bring a one sided page of notes to the test……

ducksofrubber:

For Q Pop’s upcoming Sailor Moon show this Saturday, April 5th at 7! There’s been a bunch of crazy beautiful Sailor Moon illustrations going around tumblr lately so absolutely, this is going to be a show you don’t wanna miss!

ducksofrubber:

For Q Pop’s upcoming Sailor Moon show this Saturday, April 5th at 7! There’s been a bunch of crazy beautiful Sailor Moon illustrations going around tumblr lately so absolutely, this is going to be a show you don’t wanna miss!

It’s not even 3 pm and he’s called me 19 times already, starting from 8 am.

occasionalmadness:

buggy-heichou:

Me when I fight enemies in video games.

I feel like this is the GIF I have been waiting for to best sum up my boss fight strategy for every game ever.  And I’m not sure which cat I am.

occasionalmadness:

buggy-heichou:

Me when I fight enemies in video games.

I feel like this is the GIF I have been waiting for to best sum up my boss fight strategy for every game ever.  And I’m not sure which cat I am.

not-so-killer-croc:

eaglebeaver:

Learning that I have pancake butt is one of the most disappointing self journeys of today.

a pancake butt? 

Yes. Pancake butt. :’c

unclefather:

I want to woohoo with you

It was really sweet how choked up Joffrey got at his wedding.

eaglebeaver:

So. Google chapstick?

eaglebeaver:

So. Google chapstick?

xargen:

blacksquares:

next time you’re at a party in a town that you hate or dont give a shit about or something see how many dudes you can sneak off with and like go to take off their pants but then just pull their belt out of their pants and leave. see how many belts you can collect & compete with your friends. this is a sport called final fantasying

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